Total Medals Earned: 30 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 310 Points
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/495 points)
Cast your first spell
Get smacked by the kitty
Get any spell to level 5
Break through 50 obstacles
Travel backwards at least 500 feet in one run
Travel 5000 meters
Reach the stars
Bounce chicken 1000 times on the ground
Get 30000 experience from creatures
Get 600 experience from creatures in one run
Break through 5 obstacles in one run.
Get to wizard level 10
Travel 50,000 meters
Get any spell to level 10
Bounce chicken on ground at least 20 times in one run
Get to wizard level 20
Level all spells at least once
Travel 500,000 meters
Get any spell to level 15
Cast a power level 50 spell
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (100/750 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Grab a Pizza
Create a level
Bump into 500 mines in total
Grab 1000 Rings in total
Grab 5000 Rings in total
Unlock the other Runners
Kick 30 mines against a boss.
Beat all missions
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/120 points)
Tyson was dropped from the game in 1990 after he lost the title.
Get punched out by Tom.
Joing the Deathink fan club, follow Deathink on Newgrounds TODAY!
Follow me on Twitter.
Beat Toms butt for blamming your submission.
Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)
Check out any of the external links
A classic for bidding!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)
Fire your finger guns for the first time!
lose a run by being really bad at video games!
Use the 'Heroin' Item for the first time!
Beat the Shoot Trip Die Demo
Medals Earned: 10/30 (95/495 points)
Start a New Game
Clear Stage 2 'Normal Mode'
Finish a Stage with Mighty Drive activated
Watch Cutscene 1
Watch Cutscene 2
Watch Cutscene 3
Win a Struggle on Stage 2
Finish off Seelkadoom with the Limit Drive “Light Speed Judgement”
Finish a Stage with Sonic Drive activated
Clear Stage 1 'Normal Mode'
Watch Cutscene 4
Watch Cutscene 5
Check 'Stage Select'
Check 'Animation Gallery'
Finish a Stage with no Drive activated
Finish a Stage with Knuckle Drive activated
On Stage 1 use “Light Speed Judgement” and set the stage on the moon
Check 'Authors Credits'
Finish a Stage with Hyper Drive activated
Clear a Stage Without Healer
Deal above 9999 Damage with one attack besides a Limit Drive
Clear Stage 3 'Normal Mode'
Clear Stage 2 'Sonic Must Die Mode'
Win Final Stage
Clear Stage 1 'Sonic Must Die Mode'
Clear Stage 3 'Sonic Must Die Mode'